A 10-year-old goldfish named George underwent a successful 45-minute surgery to remove a life-threatening tumor last week. His Australian owners took him to the vet when they realized he was acting off. They spent $200 to save their pet fish, which the vet at Lort Smith Animal Hospital says can live another 20 years, if healthy.
George had to be given general anesthetic, so Dr. Tristan Rich had him swim in a bucket of water laced with anesthetic. When the operation was done, they put George in a bucket of normal water. He was given painkillers and antibiotics, and after a few minutes he started swimming around, good as new.
Sources: Lort Smith (Facebook); “A 10-Year-Old Goldfish Had Surgery To Remove A Tumor, Expected To Live Another 20 Years” on Buzz Feed
Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
The entire 66 character wand collection made by the Noble Collection, including Luna Lovegood’s first wand only found in the Dumbldore’s Army Set and Mad-Eye Moody’s first wand that isn’t sold anymore.
So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
okay guys i know next to nobody will reblog this but please
if a family member has ever made a “harmless” comment (what have you done to your hair/what the hell are you wearing/etc) to you about your appearance and it hurt you, please reblog this, i need to show my mum and step dad the notes.
Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful
i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing
i dont and i am slightly mortified
A pro-life group in Lansing, Michigan says fetal models have helped save a baby from a late-term abortion. Officials with 40 Days for Life in Lansing posted a picture of a set of fetal models that it says helped changed a woman’s mind about having an abortion.“ I showed the 30-week model to a late-term mom who left the clinic and DID NOT have an abortion. Praise God!” the group wrote.
Literally none of these except the final one is anatomically correct. You literally have a minuturized born infant model as your 12 weeks ant 8 weeks fetus, this is BLATANT misinformation and lies.
Additionally abortions at 30 weeks? Aren’t legal ANYWHERE in the world unless the fetus is already fucking dead or cannot survive outside the uterus on it’s own. You didn’t save ANYTHING, or else you are lying about gestational age OR they weren’t actually going for an abortion or you made the whole story up.
This is propaganda, misinformation and lies, it’s disgusting and it doesn’t actually help your movement. This is (among the reasons) why pro choicers think pro liars are full of shit, and refuse to respect you or your movement.
Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.
Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.
- Ted: And that kids is how met your mother.
- Penny: That was sweet dad.
- Luke: Yeah that was a pretty nice story.
- Ted: I'm glad you liked it, 'cause I know I certain- oh wow is that the time? I gotta go. See you guys soon. Love you! (Exits)
- Penny: Oh my god...
- Luke: I thought it was never going to end!
- Penny: I know right? Why was it so long?
- (Enter Tracy, off camera)
- Tracy: Hi kids. Where's your dad gone?
- Penny: He had to go and catch his train.
- Tracy: His train... Huh. Hey, did I ever tell you guys the story of how I met your father?
- Penny/Luke: (screaming) NO!!
it’s been exactly 10 years since Rachel got off that plane and I’m still not over it.
this is how you end a show. you don’t give the audience exactly what they want, or take it completely away from them either, you leave them with the idea of what could be
you don’t throw all sanity to hell in the hopes of going out with a bang, you go out with a warm hug and a thank you
you don’t give the characters the perfect dream ending, you give them something better
and this is how you end a show that is so powerful, people are still emotional about it 10 years after it ends.
» favourite a very potter senior year scenes
- Bradley: Everything you've done. I know now. For me, for Camelot. For the kingdom you helped me build...
- Colin: You'd have done it without me.
- Bradley: Maybe. I want to say...something I've never said to you before...
- Bradley: j-...je..
- Colin: ?????
- Bradley: je suis..lOSER
- Colin: BRADLEY NO
- evil sorcerer: performs evil magic
- evil sorcerer: KASSGFG ERASTYV VUHGITHY UTHER PENDRAGON
- evil sorcerer: maniacal laugh
- arthur: omg merlin ur the worst servant ever
- merlin: ur fat
- arthur: go clean the horse shit off my boots asshole
- gaius: long day?
- merlin: how come no1 appreciates me
- gaius: wow sorry ur life's so fucking hard
- merlin: wut
- gaius: eat ur porridge
- random knight: uther requests ur presence immediately
- uther: omg gaius this thing just gave eleventy eight knights a disease
- uther: they r dying
- uther: wats going on
- gaius: well there's this legend of magic things doing this
- uther: lol the thats the dumbest shit i ever heard ur really stupid
- gaius: no for realz
- uther: omg
- uther: not my division u go arthur
- arthur: but pops
- uther: did i fucking stutter
- arthur: ok nvm
- merlin: arthur this is a fucking bad idea
- arthur: i luv my daddy he said it was good so it is
- merlin: no
- arthur: whatevs im taking u with me
- merlin: wut
- arthur: ily
- merlin: u2
- arthur: wut
- merlin: wut
- arthur: hmm this twig tells me something has been here
- knight: my lord its a monster
- arthur: oh shit
- knights: throw swords
- arthur: it must be magic cuz nothing works
- merlin: asgdf tfhtrdf filyghgtktf *eyes glow gold*
- monster: runs away
- arthur: wut
- knights: wut
- arthur: wow merlin ur a fuckin scaredy cat
- arthur: its a good thing u have me
- arthur: i saved ur life
- arthur: daddy ily but the thingy is still out there
- uther: ur a fucking disappointment
- arthur: i kno
- uther: try again 2morro u coward
- arthur: ok ily
- uther: go away fatass
- gaius: so wut happened
- merlin: my powers r not strong enuff
- gaius: i believe in u
- merlin: arthur called me a scaredy cat
- gaius: no ur not
- merlin: thank
- dragon: young warlock
- merlin: hey gurl
- dragon: how u been
- merlin: ugh dont even get me started
- dragon: well wtf do u want
- merlin: how do i defeat this beast
- dragon: idk
- merlin: yes u do
- dragon: u will understand when the time is ripe
- merlin: what the fuck
- dragon: 2 sides same coin
- merlin: no he called me a scaredy cat
- dragon: sometimes it lasts in luv but sometimes it hurts instead
- merlin: fuck u
- arthur: if i dont make it today merlin
- merlin: yes
- arthur: ....
- merlin: wut is it my lord
- arthur: ur not a scaredy cat ok
- merlin: *blushes* ok
- knights: um
- arthur: omg its here look the monster
- merlin: oh shit
- knights and arthur: *hits monster with swords*
- merlin: omg i hope arthur's ok
- arthur: almost dies
- merlin: fuck
- merlin: ASDFGHVEVK WGFH TGN *eyes glow gold*
- monster: *dies*
- arthur: i did it
- arthur: its a good thing i was here
- arthur: to save merlin
- arthur: i saved his life
- arthur: ur still a scaredy cat merlin
- merlin: fuck u
- uther: wow my son is so brave and dashing
- arthur: i'd like to thank my knights and the academy
- uther: wut a great prince amiright
- merlin: fuck this shit
- gaius: im proud of u
- merlin: thank
- gaius: u still have to clean my leech tank haha
- merlin: hahahahaha
- gaius: hahahahaaaha
- dragon voice: merlin